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16.06.2025 00:41
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Still no good.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Why is there so much hate against black people?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons